Nine Satanic Statements
1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence! 2. Satan represents
vital existence, instead of spiritual pipedreams! 3. Satan represents
undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit! 4. Satan represents
kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates! 5. Satan represents
vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek! 6. Satan represents
responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents
man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that
walk on all fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
development" has become the most vicious animal of all! 8. Satan represents
all the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been
the best friend of the church as he has kept it in business all of these years!